These are not the words you want to hear from your husband first thing in the morning as you're stumbling out of bed.
"What? What happened?"
"Well, Will and I were sitting at the desk and he got something out of the drawer that he shouldn't have."
"OK.... What was it?"
"You'll see. Just wait."
So, I walk in his room, and then I notice...on his hands, on Zach's hands, a little smudge on his PJs, a small stain on his forehead...green ink! Yes, at 7:00 this morning, while sitting in Zach's lap, Will somehow managed to pull a green ink pad (that was obviously not closed properly) out of the desk drawer and get it everywhere! A lovely start to the morning.