If you come to our house and happen to need to use the restroom, be sure to lock the door. Julia loves to visit people in the bathroom. I've quickly learned this (the hard way) and have taken to locking the door more often than not. But, Julia really loves visiting people while they're in the bathroom. So, this is what I get while I'm just trying to have two minutes to myself:
(Doorknob jiggles repeatedly.)
YOU IN DER MAMA??? YOU LOCK DOOR???
Yes Julia, I'll be right out.
WHAT YOU DOIN' MAMA? YOU GO POTTY??
Yes, Julia. Just a minute.
YOU GOIN' POTTY MAMA?? YOU NEED PI-VACY? YOU LOCK DOOR AND YOU HAVE PI-VACY MAMA??
Yes, Julia. That's just what I would call this. Complete and utter privacy.