Wednesday Will-isms

Zach just got a new (expensive) TV remote, and he has apparently done a good job of impressing upon Will that it is not something he should play with. The other morning when I picked up the remote, Will quickly admonished me: "Don't touch that, Mama! It's super dangerous!"

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Will has been wanting to have a sucker each morning when he wakes up, as a treat for sleeping through the night. (Note that he wants the sucker regardless of whether he sleeps through the night. Shocker!) So, the other morning I told him that we weren't going to have suckers in the morning anymore, but that he could have a sticker. He thinks about this for a minute, and then very deliberately says to me (as if he's explaining it to someone who might have a hard time understanding this concept), "But Mama, a sticker is not something that you eat."

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The other day Will was having a very hard time and generally being a pill. So, Zach put him in his crib to calm down for a minute. Shortly, we heard Will screaming, quite indignant: "Somebody come in here! I can't get out of this crib!!"
Well yes, Will. That's the point.